508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
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I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
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Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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