A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
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But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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