a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
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From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
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