I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
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But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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