Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
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You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
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Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
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Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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