This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
You know, be my cock's hype man.
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No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
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I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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