he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
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Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
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He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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