Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
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The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
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I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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