My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
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Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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