i don't like sucking hair
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
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you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
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We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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