no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
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advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
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For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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