At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
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Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
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I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Randomize