wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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