I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
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My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
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I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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