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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
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Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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