You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
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We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
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Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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