Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
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if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
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Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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