i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
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When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
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Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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