P.S. I can't hear my feet
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
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every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
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he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
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