Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
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WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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