batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
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so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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