Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
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I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
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Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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