Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
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he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
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i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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