she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
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Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
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I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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