so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
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Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
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If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
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