so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
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she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
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Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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