just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
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I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
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It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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