nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
Randomize