I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
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you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
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The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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