I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
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My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
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She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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