did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
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Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
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I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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