I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
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This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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