just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
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I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
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How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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