dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
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I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
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Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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