love makes seman taste better
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
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He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
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its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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