Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
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Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
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You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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