How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
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i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
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I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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