there was a trapeze. enough said
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
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...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
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I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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