i think my tv is drunk
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
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She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
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I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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