i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
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Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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