Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
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everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
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When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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