could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
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i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
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I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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