so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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