You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
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I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
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Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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