no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
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These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
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Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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