so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
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How's work?
Spinning.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
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I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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