is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
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I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
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My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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