Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
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on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
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When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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