sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
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the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
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That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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