One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
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The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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